Some Gandhi facts for y’all:
1. He walked around barefoot, so the soles of his feet were very tough.
2. He was emotionally sensitive.
3. He was clairvoyant.
4. He was said to be cursed with bad breath.
Altogether, I guess you could call him a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
That has got to be one of the best-the next best one I ever saw was a take-off on an animal behaviorist for a zoo and ocean habitat park bringing sea birds through the big cat habitat while the cats were resting for some porpoises to eat so they would mate-he was transporting gulls across staid lions for immoral porpoises...