You should have seen the hairy hulk who got out of the car.
*That* was more shocking than the scads of My Little Ponies plastered all over it.
It was unreal.
I’m plenty far away.
Nearly 100 miles, several mountains and many thousands of armed hillbillies between them and here.
In fact, if TSHTF, the Balto burbs won’t leave any for us, [or the dogs] out here.
Balto *county* is very red.
And they’ve got the city surrounded.
No worries here, at all.
[in fact, I’ve been playing a particular ‘The Ruts’ song all night] :D
Oh, if you google pics of Bronies (and I don’t recommend it, especially if you’ve just eaten), you’ll get some very, uh, unlikely images. I can imagine what you saw.
I’m glad to hear you’re situated well, though. Even if you didn’t have the miles and the mountains, the armed rednecks would likely be enough. ;)