***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Clint N. Suhks]

[Old Sarge]

Any Tolkien devotee (me) will tell you it’s Dwarves...

[Liberty Valance]

Good Morning Vietnam - Best Bits

[llevrok]

As the wistful Southern belle - “Oh, I do de-clairah. The Calla lillies are in bloom again....” (versus her normal abrasive b*tch role)

[relentlessly]

[llevrok]

...... and now, stepping up to the mic, to do her best Ethel Merman tribute, give it up for.....

[llevrok]

WE CAN SAY ONE MORE THING TO DEFEND OPENING ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE
A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.

and those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand…

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we wouldhave absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of Sh*t .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service

[llevrok]

why I don't ever want to own a NBA team (or work at Microsoft)

[darkangel82]

I like the Hawaiian kind of May Day, but alas I am 4000 miles from there right now.

[Lucky9teen]

For another unanswered life question....

[skinkinthegrass]

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[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

Well played, Ninja Cat...WELL PLAYED!

[Lucky9teen]

[Disambiguator]

I think the cat likes the trampoline. At least until someone who weighs more than 40 lbs. starts bouncing it.

[Lucky9teen]

Hey get ready guys....tomorrow is World Naked Gardening Day (yes, it’s a real thing)

[JoeFromSidney]

reminds me of the time I accidentally stepped in some dog dung and tracked it into the house, on the linoleum in the back hall. My poor cat was scratching the linoleum like crazy, trying to cover it up.

[JRios1968]

[left that other site]

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