You must LOVE your guns.
You must sleep with them and cuddle them and marry them.
If you do not, Bill Maher, you must surrender them.
Thank you in advance.
> You must sleep with them and cuddle them and marry them.
I slept with my rifle when I was in Vietnam. Good thing, too. I woke up to a lot of noise once and had to shoot from my bunk, the guy standing in the barracks doorway about to fire a rocket launcher. I keep my weapons handy, but I haven’t slept with them since leaving the warzone.