Get Dan Rather. This is fake but accurate.
The worst has already happened to America because Obama has been twice elected President of the United States. Obama does not have America’s best interests at heart. If it could be proved that Obama is not a US citizen then he could be put in maximum security prison and permanent isolation from the other inmates. It does not seem to matter what Obama’s citizenship status might be. It would be funny and tragic if it could be proven but Obama may be so worried about the status of illegal aliens because he is an illegal alien!
You win the prize.