Thank you all for holding the fort while I'm bogged down in so much paperwork.
I am pleased that so many have taken one for the team during this delicate transition.
I apologize for my weak voice. I just can't shake this cold.
The good news?
Employee satisfaction has been on the rise, ever since we figured out how to navigate healthcare.gov.
Our Boko virgin sharing program was a complete success.
Our new IT infrastructure promises to improve ROI thanks to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.
The future is bright, no thanks to the greedy 1% of the Saudis.
All we want is to play by the same Sharia rules, take our fair share and have an equal shot at marrying a collection of well covered submissive chicks.
I assure you I am in prime health and never felt better.
His son, al-Baghbaby, was unavailable for comment.
P.S.
Special thanks to our friend Hussein Obama and the american democrats for releasing our 5 top commanders from gizmo. Welcome home comrades, and welcome back to the fight.
He’s still calipharting. I hoped he was with his virgins.
I heard he was going to pieces.
I agree, all Muslims should emigrate to Syria now. Please listen to this man and just go.
I thought he got killed a few times.