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Translation from the ISIS town hall meeting...

Thank you all for holding the fort while I'm bogged down in so much paperwork.

I am pleased that so many have taken one for the team during this delicate transition.

I apologize for my weak voice. I just can't shake this cold.

The good news?

Employee satisfaction has been on the rise, ever since we figured out how to navigate healthcare.gov.

Our Boko virgin sharing program was a complete success.

Our new IT infrastructure promises to improve ROI thanks to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

The future is bright, no thanks to the greedy 1% of the Saudis.

All we want is to play by the same Sharia rules, take our fair share and have an equal shot at marrying a collection of well covered submissive chicks.

I assure you I am in prime health and never felt better.

1 posted on 05/14/2015 1:51:25 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
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To: Citizen Zed
allihu ackbar this..... ya scum sucking mohammedummie!!

you pukes cant BUILD jack ....all you can do is to HOPE to Destroy




2 posted on 05/14/2015 1:55:08 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Citizen Zed

His son, al-Baghbaby, was unavailable for comment.


3 posted on 05/14/2015 2:00:44 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Citizen Zed

P.S.

Special thanks to our friend Hussein Obama and the american democrats for releasing our 5 top commanders from gizmo. Welcome home comrades, and welcome back to the fight.


4 posted on 05/14/2015 2:01:36 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: Citizen Zed

He’s still calipharting. I hoped he was with his virgins.


5 posted on 05/14/2015 2:24:07 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Islam is a cancer on civilization.)
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To: Citizen Zed

I heard he was going to pieces.


6 posted on 05/14/2015 3:20:17 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Citizen Zed

I agree, all Muslims should emigrate to Syria now. Please listen to this man and just go.


9 posted on 05/14/2015 7:50:57 PM PDT by snippy_about_it
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To: Citizen Zed

I thought he got killed a few times.


10 posted on 05/14/2015 7:51:40 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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