Posted on 05/14/2015 2:32:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Look out Lindsay Lohan
I wouldn’t trust a Muslim with a knife anywhere my genitals.
Rest for at least eight days? When I was circumcised I couldn’t walk for a year.
To be honest, I wouldn’t trust a Christian or anyone else in that situation either.
You couldn’t talk either?
;)
Eggs-zactly.
These dumb bee-yotches who want to follow Islam all need to undergo a full FGM.
With rusty and dull razor blades.
Then the real fun begins as they are hidden behind burkas, raped, and then stoned for being raped.
When I was circumcised I didn’t have sex for 17 years...
very long years too.
But if you are NOT circumcised, does it make it easier to abandon Islam and revert to your former religion?
I know, it’s like the Mafia, nobody just walks away. The initiation rites are pretty severe, and those who know too much have to be silenced.
“When I was circumcised I couldnt walk for a year.”
You’re not supposed to let it drag on the ground until it’s all healed.
I knew a kid in grade school, born here, but his mother was from Nigeria I believe. Anyway, she decided to remarry, when he was in the 4th grade, so about 9 years old I think. The man she was marrying demanded that her son be circumcised, so I guess he must have been a Muslim.
If that had been me, I’d have ran off and joined the circus I think!
In the interest of Diversity, Religious Tolerance, and just plain friendship, I would like to offer Free Circumcision (khatna) to anyone wishing to become a Muslim.
It will be quick. I am well known for my skill with a chain saw.
makes sense, these savages never wash
And failure to convert also includes circumcision .....
.... of your neck.
Sounds like the Vlamikis don't posses any means with which to defend themselves.
I guess they are trying to give us a tip but, that’s nutz!!!
As the Red Queen in “Alice in Wonderland” once said, “Off with their heads”.
Now you know why we Jews are the ultimate optimists. When we are 7 days old, we cut off a couple inches and don’t worry about it. We know it will grow back and bigger.
Because you had the procedure shortly after birth?
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