The Feathered Pen award 
It wasn’t raining this AM, so we managed to catch up on a customer’s little Florida room...
Obama acts as if sinecure
Is what his job is about-
Criticize his work habits
And he responds with a pout
The demotic he appeals to-
Mostly entitled and lazy
That give him approbation
Most of us think are crazy
Only in the political world
Can some dumbass you hired
Steal money from the company
Without promptly being fired...
The Feathered Pen award