[Former Proud Canadian]

Personally, I prefer that most Americans remain blissfully ignorant of Canada.

[Paladin2]

Eat your Wookie peas and STFU.

[BenLurkin]

Multiple choice tests I suspect.

[Bryanw92]

>>fully 33 per cent of American 8th graders said Canada, Australia and France are dictatorships of one kind or another.

33% probably think that Canada is a type of buffalo, if the multiple choice question leads them there. Students in public schools are not a good indicator of anything except the failure of public schools.

[JJ_Folderol]

“Hey, America! Half your kids are stupid!”

Thanks, Canada, but we’ve already noticed.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I've learned everything I need to know about Canada from South Park.

Especially the very enlightening Terrance and Philip cartoons.

[the_Watchman]

Based on the first paragraph, the original writer of this article could give lessons on obscure writing.

[BigEdLB]

Those kids have insight!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

12 per cent picked “they discourage participation by citizens in public affairs.”

*cough* Human Rights Commission *cough*

[tumblindice]

The National Poot?

[tumblindice]

I believe this weekend may be ‘Victoria’ day up north. And I don’t recall ever seeing a photo of the old girl smiling.

So call a Canadian and ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.

[tumblindice]

Q: How do you get a rise out of a Canadian?

A: Setting him on fire works. Some times.