"Your honor, my client is Innocent."
Attorney G. Marx: Your honor, there has been an error booking my client. They mispronounced his name.
Judge: What do you mean they mispronounced his name?
Attorney G. Marx: They mispronounced his name. His name is Gildy. I request a recount.
Judge: What do you mean you request a recount? You can’t request a recount. There’s nothing to recount.
Attorney G. Marx: His name is Gildy, your honor, they booked him as Innocent.
Judge: That doesn’t matter he’s Innocent until he’s proven Gildy.
Attorney G. Marx: Thank you, your honor. Next case!
I remember hearing about a man who was shot to death by another man whose surname was Santa and I thought to myself, what did the victim get from Santa this year?
A couple bullets...