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It didn’t bother me that my ex wife never did anything for me. I never asked and she didn’t offer, but it urns out she was too stupid to learn to leave the toilet seat up and one day I just threw her lazy inconsiderate ass out.

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I better get back in and add a /s tag or everybody will think I was serious.

[Mariner]

"It didn’t bother me that my ex wife never did anything for me. I never asked and she didn’t offer, but it urns out she was too stupid to learn to leave the toilet seat up and one day I just threw her lazy inconsiderate ass out."

That right there is the finest quote to grace the pages of Free Republic this decade, I don't care who you are.