In-N-Out Burger Flipper Disables Car, Attempts to Murder Boss in Parking Lot

Eater ^ | May 22, 2015 | Farley Elliott

[healy61]

Former In-and-Out Burger flipper is In-and-Out of the barrel in the county jail. Can’t make this up.

[BerryDingle]

currently being held on $250,000 bail in an LA County jail, where it’s hard to imagine the food is as good as In-N-Out's.

LOL, If I was his jailer, I'd hand him a couple burgers and tell him "compliments of Glendale's In-N-Out".

[Bidimus1]

Its a good day to whoop.... maybe a funny song. but not a good life plan!

Youtube. of song.
https://youtu.be/iPM1ifkOQ9s

[Captainpaintball]

Why don't we see a picture of Bloss? Are mommy and daddy law-yiz who threatened to sue the pants off of everybody?

I guarantee this guy is a SJW. I also suspect (50/50) he has those large holed earrings.

[Captainpaintball]

I guess I was wrong. He had no earrings. But he still could be a SJW, even though his major is geology..

[Seaplaner]

LOL, good one.

[Scrambler Bob]

how do you put sugar in the gas tank of a modern car with a locking gas tank door

Maybe you pour in the more modern High Fructose Corn Syrup.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Just add water to the sugar and you might have something.

[GeronL]

Well, that doesn’t seem very nice

[CarmichaelPatriot]

Geology major. Almost as unemployable as someone with a degree in anthropology, art history, -——— studies, or library science.

[Cyman]

Double Double Animal

[Shadowstrike]

alot of newer vehicles do not have a lock, they are constructed so that you cannot siphon gas out, but nothing to stop them from putting something in. I know this because a friend has a 2009 Ford F150 pickup...no lock.

[null and void]

He’s going to hate Fridays...

[beethovenfan]

He’s going to be IN the slammer and it will be a long time before he’s OUT.

[MV=PY]

"But couldn't think well enough to just get a different job? "

They didn't have any classes on that.

[Patriot Babe]

What the heck is going on in Berserkly? First that dude in the Airport was a Berserkly Student who got tazed, now this dude. I would keep a very close eye on those Berserkly Students.

[MaxMax]

(Phase Two: Hide With Guns)

[wardaddy]

It sure is to my kids

We’re in middle Tennessee

Closest is Dallas

When we travel out west they want In and Out every meal

I mean I like them a lot it’s not like religious for me and I see issues with them as imperfect

Kinda like IPhones

I’m ambivalent

[VerySadAmerican]

Man, I wish they’d open a place in Houston. I’m jonesin’ for an In and Out.

[Rodamala]

I saw that independently... and was scanning the thread for including who might get a kick out of that fact... but you were there first... anyways... because I already formatted the reply... and cut... I paste it to You. hahahaha!

We can assume he never had John Thornton as a professor [via Snopes]:

Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline, as a researcher at Berkeley confirmed in 1994. Forensics professor John Thornton labeled sucrose with radioactive carbon atoms and mixed it with gasoline, then spun the concoction in a centrifuge. After the undissolved particles were removed, the liquid's radiation level was measured to determine how much sucrose had become part of the gasoline. The answer was extremely little: the equivalent of less than a teaspoonful per 15-gallon tank of gas.