[oh8eleven]

One thing I learned from war films is that the German Army were incompetent bunglers who couldn’t whip a paper sack.
Surely you jest ... or did you forget the /s?

[Rockpile]

I know from countless war movies and TV shows that the Wehrmacht was a gaggle of bungling screwups who couldn’t defeat a girl scout troop.

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Now do I really seriously need a sarc tag?

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On another note, if you see any Dunkirk evacuation footage, see if you can find a British soldier carrying a rifle as they flee onto the boats.