[dware]

and if she doesn’t see me or my two neighbors outside, she makes a bee line for our yards.

Setup a motion activated system, attached to a sound system. When it gets tripped, it immediately plays a warning message, something along the lines of trespassers will be shot in 3...2...1...and then a massive barrage of gunshot sounds. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I would love watching some worthless dog owner flipping the freak out over that!

[dmz]

Setup a motion activated system, attached to a sound system. When it gets tripped, it immediately plays a warning message, something along the lines of trespassers will be shot in 3...2...1...and then a massive barrage of gunshot sounds. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I would love watching some worthless dog owner flipping the freak out over that!

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Perfect. No dog harmed for its owner’s actions.

I’m good with that.