To: moneyrunner
I came out as a transpecies last year. I had to sit down my wife and parents and had to admit that I always felt I was born a turtle in a mans body. I came out of my shell to them, and now after the operation I feel 100% complete. It is a little awkward going to work and out in public, I get a lot of stares and bias. It's not easy being a transspecies.
Also our son has expressed that he is a turtle so we are starting him early. Transspecies rights now!
4 posted on
06/14/2015 9:32:40 AM PDT by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(B. Hussein Obama: 17 acts of Treason and counting.)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
As a turtle expert, I officially identify you as a Painted Terrapin turtle. And in a way, that’s fortunate for you.
Because you are an endangered species. You are therefore eligible for many federal benefits and protections. And you are not to be interfered with in any way, by anyone, when you go anywhere (supermarket, etc.).
Just be sure to put turtle in parentheses after your name when you sign anything.
12 posted on
06/14/2015 9:50:10 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
15 posted on
06/14/2015 10:01:18 AM PDT by
null and void
(I wish we lived in less interesting times, but at least we have front-row seats.)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
50 posted on
06/14/2015 11:04:12 AM PDT by
left that other site
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