Michael Brown’s accomplice, Dorian Johnson, could always testify that the unarmed 12 year old was simply holding out a dog biscuit for the police dog with one hand and handing the police a Koran to read with the other when he was bitten by the dog because it prefered a bacon flavored treat instead of the beef flavored one offered.
Makes sense to me.
The word on the street is the Dog was a Trans-Breed......who felt microaggressed by the hapless young lad
more to follow!