Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)

me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

[twister881]

You are very kind :)

[matt1234]

With looks as fair as a Viking,
She felt Black was more to her liking.
"It's great money," she mused.
"If I can pull off this ruse,
It's rich I soon will be striking."

[sparklite2]

This ofay broad named Dolezal,
Be wearing her hair in a frazzle.
To pass for a spade,
She darken two shades,
Dat make her slut-walk, “Just like jazz’ll.”

[LambSlave]

lmao!! Thanks for the laugh!

[MortMan]

This woman named Rachel is white,
But skin hue she vows she will fight,
She faked her skin tome ID,
Defrauded the NAACP,
Until her parents brought it all into light.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

There once was a whitey named Rachel
Who looked like Fonzie on steroids
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
My big, black foot up your ass!

(Apologies to Chris Rock, SNL)

DANG!

[Lazamataz]

The NAACP just bore the brunt,
Of a lady who's race, she did punt,
She claimed to be black,
But she's really a hack,
What an evil, malevolent [Person].

[Lazamataz]

Mine’s better.

[pgyanke]

White as a lily she stands
Hair braided in corn-rowed strands
Accepted as black
Though pigment she lacks
Next she’ll decide she’s a man

Better?

[rlmorel]

Bfl!

[matt1234]

Hey, that doesn’t rhyme!

[Lazamataz]

It got close. :)

[Lazamataz]

Not bad, but I still like mine, because I called her a [Person].

[kjam22]

She used to be white, but now she’s black
Then one day she decided to buy a new rack
She got found out, for what she’s really about
And now she’s just regular style liberal hack

[matt1234]

A fake black born in a teepee
When outed became somewhat weepy.
"I really am black.
So cut me some slack!
Check with the NAACP."

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe the dog thinks he's transracial, too!

[Political Junkie Too]

How about Haiku?

Rachel Dolezal
doesn't get the same respect
as Caitlyn Jenner.

-PJ

[Yaelle]

Awesome!! Standing up and clapping!!

[WayneS]

You win.

[Yaelle]

You need to remove “just.” Love it!