***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[PROCON]

Hi FRiend, thanks for making us smile on FRidays!

I live in Yakima, Washington; I'm a retired soldier and electrician.

[ErnBatavia]

I'm in Kerrville TX

On a road trip from Kalifornia to Houston last fall, we stayed at the Sunday House....cute, well run Best Western.

[Rebel_Ace]

Fatman and Blobbin'

[TheConservativeParty]

FReegards! Can you tell me if it is wise or possible for one to write their own offer on a property to buy? I know about buyer’s representatives and would consider using a particular one here who gives you back 25 percent of her 3 percent of the sale price. I would rather do it on our own and write the offer ourselves and employ a real estate lawyer (if there is such a thing) to handle the legal end of the buying process.

I also wonder what kind of professional could help us with the paperwork of our sale. We have not listed because we have a probable buyer. If he actually does want to buy our place, we only need someone to make sure everything is legal with our sale.

Any advice would be appreciated, thanks!

[IYAS9YAS]

I’m in Albuquirky. I’m a bean counter. I’d rather be somewhere else, doing something else, but, it pays the bills.

[Monkey Face]

Henderson NV, ex-housewife and spinner of tall tales.

[Liberty Valance]

That all sounds very good. Just make sure you use a liscenced Realtor. If anything goes wrong you will be glad you did. 3% sounds great. Most charge 5-6% in this area.

[PROCON]

Don't you mean long tails?

[Disambiguator]

I’m originally from CA, but lived in AZ, NM, and now ID. I work in manufacturing doing materials planning and purchasing, plus a bit of IT on the side. I know the hostess from this site. We’ve never actually met, as far as I know.

[Pan_Yan]

I work in an office building in Atlanta. I fix stuff.

[jag.drafting]

Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
Architecture

[4yearlurker]

Reminds me of an old joke from school. What would Batman & Robin be called if they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon.

[Monkey Face]

Um...no. I have never spun cat hair from long tails.

[Old Sarge]

“What is your profession?”

“AROOH! AROOH! AROOH!”

[SkyDancer]

Best thing is to see my profile.

[Lucky9teen]

[Hoffer Rand]

I’m in Salt Lake City. Not a native, just a transplant, never thought I’d end up spending years and years in Utah. I work in higher education. Yes, there are conservatives in higher ed, just not that many!

[EQAndyBuzz]

San Antonio Texas and I am an IT Infrastructure/Operations manager.

[sockhead]

And I hear that you are hot . . . literally.

[BenLurkin]