[Political Junkie Too]

"Reverse primary thrust, Marvin." That's what they say to me. "Open airlock number 3, Marvin." "Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?" Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

-PJ

[BikerJoe]

"Reverse primary thrust, Marvin." That's what they say to me. "Open airlock number 3, Marvin." "Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?" Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed. Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

My Favorite:
"Just think Marvin, it's a whole new life!"
Marvin: "Oh no, not another one!"