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Man Is Killed by Alligator in Texas While Swimming, Despite Warnings From Local Officials Not to
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Posted on 07/04/2015 1:32:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: NormsRevenge

An automatic Darwin Award nominee.


81 posted on 07/04/2015 4:50:37 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (0bama may not be THE antiCHRIST, but he's definitely ANTI - CHRIST!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I think “Long pig” is what the Hawaiians call it.


82 posted on 07/04/2015 5:15:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Colorado Doug

Excellent.


83 posted on 07/04/2015 5:19:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: rlmorel
I think he died doing what he loved.

I think he died doing what the alligator loved.

84 posted on 07/04/2015 5:26:44 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Las Vegas Ron
We didn't think there were alligators here in NE Mississippi between the Tennessee River and the Wolf, Hatchie, and Tuscumbia Rivers either until an 8 footer stopped traffic on HW 72 just West of Corinth. Something had to stop the beavers and nutria from taking over the swamp and wetlands around here.
85 posted on 07/04/2015 5:32:57 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: BenLurkin
“He removed his shirt, removed his billfold … someone shouted a warning and he said ‘blank the alligators’ and jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help,” Price said.

Evidently, Karma isn't the only thing that bites.

86 posted on 07/04/2015 6:40:23 PM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/currencyjunkie/me)
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To: BenLurkin

There ain’t no cure for stupid. Ron White


87 posted on 07/04/2015 8:20:26 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: BenLurkin

I was half-surprised the old dude didn’t add, “Only he didn’t say ‘blank,’ you unnerstand.”


88 posted on 07/05/2015 12:08:03 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: deport

I thought the sign meant alligators don’t swim here. Doh!


89 posted on 07/07/2015 2:17:23 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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