The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping on the prairie one night.
Around 2AM Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger...
Kemosabe...Look up. What you see?
The Lone Ranger looks up at the sky, groggy...
Well, I see a clear sky with lots of stars...
Tonto says “What that mean to you Kemosabe?”
Well, astronomically it means there are millions of stars and galaxies out there.
Astrologically it means Leo is rising.
Mathematically it means we are probably not alone in the universe.
Meteorologically it means tomorrow should be a nice day.
He gazes for a few moments...what’s it mean to you Tonto?
Kemosabe...you dumb as a buffalo chip. It mean someone stole tent!