Sorry - my sense of humor must be let out of its cage once in a while - no insult intended. Hope you are able to use inputs to get Christians to think and non-believers to feel the touch of the Holy Spirit and maybe become believers.
How abut, "If Jesus will come back to a world that has degenerated into a cesspool, as already foretold and as part of God's plan for us, what is your main job until then? Does it entail trying to stop the inevitable advance of Evil or is it to tend to your and your family's souls and carry the Word? Why? How does your answer line up with New Covenant Scripture?"
No insult at all!