in the NFC North I see big's Packers beating out the Pork Loins, Viqueens and Da 'Still Festering From A Raw Cutler' Bears--The NFC South will be a dog & cat fight tween the Panthers and Ain'ts with Vick's Old Team and Have a Tamp Bay holding firm at the bottom of the barrel--
The NFC West will find Aridzona continuing their hard luck as the Seahags slip by them, the St. Louie Ewes and Soap-on-a-rope Niners--
In the AFC East, I think the Doll-Phins' 'Second Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL' will pull them past big's other team, the now foot fetishy Bills and gasless Jets--
The AFC North will be represented by Big Ben's Stoolers over them Blackbyrds from 'Don't Stop the Looters' Crab City, TCU North's Tiggers and Johnny's Browstains--
In the AFC South, Allegra's Texicans will come close, but no cigar as them Lucky Sumbitchin' Colts get the prize over the also ran Jags and Allegra's old Earlers--
Lastly, the AFC will see Manning Heavy's Last Hurrah fall short as my old Dallas Texans pluck the plum from the Broncos, Bolts & Seven's Waiders--
It will be big's Packers coming down to Jerryworld for the NFC Championship. They will leave with tears in their eyes and it will not be from a blown call by the Refs--
The Colts will visit the Stoolers in the AFC Championship, knocking Big Ben's Secondhand into the dirt--
And my Boys get their revenge for Superbowl V and chalk up a win!
Now, y'all's turn in the barrel and all... 
y'all disbelievers kiss my shiny metal arse!