We must all revert to communism immediately so that radiocarbon dating will go back to its former razor-sharp accuracy.
After all, the kind of second-rate affirmative-action scientists we have these days have no idea how to use mathematics to correct for slow changes in background data.
Not exactly.
About ten percent of the remaining population will rule from air-conditioned mansions, and be served filet mignon on their private jets.
The other 90 percent of the remaining population will live on subsistence agriculture. Right down to the grass huts.
“Remaining” after what, you ask? Don’t know, but it’s going to be ugly.
“After all, the kind of second-rate affirmative-action scientists we have these days have no idea how to use mathematics to correct for slow changes in background data.”
I am sure that they are keeping detailed records to pass on to future generations for the appropriate corrections.