1 posted on
07/26/2015 5:32:44 PM PDT by
george76
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To: george76
Oh...this is about “cats”. Sorry, wrong cougars...
2 posted on
07/26/2015 5:34:00 PM PDT by
Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
To: george76
I know he should not have done that, but the cats seemed to like it!
3 posted on
07/26/2015 5:35:24 PM PDT by
Empireoftheatom48
(God help the Republic but will he?)
To: george76
Nope,not gonna go there.I’m far too old to be anywhere *near* cougars.
To: george76
When America splits, lets leave him on the other side of the border. Or give him a Cougar to pet. Either way is good.
To: george76
“The cats were looking like they wanted some love...”
Don’t all cougars want love?
7 posted on
07/26/2015 5:39:27 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: george76; Slings and Arrows
To: george76
When you’ve had too much to drink
there’s certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don’t ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don’t pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
“that badge looks stupid”
and
“I can prove these shoes are fireproof”
Get drunk with dignity
try not to drool on bikers
Don’t moon a nun
unless you got a real good reason
don’t get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity.
by Tim Cavanagh
10 posted on
07/26/2015 5:41:53 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: george76
The man is an idiot.
He's lucky he's not missing a hand, or two.
14 posted on
07/26/2015 5:49:33 PM PDT by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: george76
The cats were looking like they wanted some love and just jumped over and petted them.”O. M. G. Is this real and not a parody?
To: george76
H just wanted to give them a taste of something good.
20 posted on
07/26/2015 5:53:58 PM PDT by
arthurus
(it's true!)
To: george76
Cougar 1: “Here comes a moron... look adorable.”
Cougar 2: “If we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings!”
21 posted on
07/26/2015 5:54:54 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: george76
Also, never tongue kiss a cobra and its generally a bad idea to ask a shark for a b___ job
23 posted on
07/26/2015 5:55:38 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
To: george76
24 posted on
07/26/2015 5:56:06 PM PDT by
McGruff
(Eat a snickers...)
To: george76
They took God out of our culture and taught him that he has no right to judge the cougars.
Big mistake.
28 posted on
07/26/2015 6:08:58 PM PDT by
donna
(Pray for Revival.)
To: george76
To: george76
THey are a handful
To: george76
If it's
this guy, he's got real impulse control issues.
To: george76
Nice Kitty.... Nice Kitty.....
38 posted on
07/26/2015 6:55:13 PM PDT by
njslim
To: george76
Cougars need love tool :-)
40 posted on
07/26/2015 8:12:34 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: george76
The cats were looking like they wanted some love ...
He was right. They were quite tame and enjoyed the interaction.
41 posted on
07/26/2015 8:14:24 PM PDT by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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