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I Will Always Remember Where I Was When Cecil The Lion Was Killed (Satire)
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| 8/3/2015
| Mohammed
Posted on 08/03/2015 11:15:33 AM PDT by Gamecock
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:15:33 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
I thought Cecil was a Seasick Sea Serpent?
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:17:57 AM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Gamecock
lol
He asked if Cecil was a Kurd or a Christian, and I said no, sometimes people and animals are killed for totally unjustifiable reasons.
I bet that was said a lot on DU
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:18:47 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:20:16 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: Gamecock
I was playing on the playground when a teacher ran out, hysterical, and a plane was skywriting, “Cecil is Dead”.
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:20:34 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
[ I thought Cecil was a Seasick Sea Serpent? ]
Only in Larry Niven’s Mind.
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:25:52 AM PDT
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: GeronL
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:26:35 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(I am His and He is mine.)
To: Gamecock
VERY funny-—thanks for posting it.
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:28:22 AM PDT
by
Mears
To: Gamecock
It stikll must chap the hides of the Dims that their mascot animal is the common not-endangered Donkey and that the Republicans have the endangered Elephant and RINO as their party mascots....
Well maybe not the RINO, because half the Dims have the RINO as their mascot animal, just ask the leadership of the house and senate...
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:31:57 AM PDT
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: Mears
The only thing missing is a mention of Planned Parenthood. Guess PP is too gruesome even for ISIS.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:34:51 AM PDT
by
aquila48
To: Gamecock
Cecil's last meal was unavailable for comment.
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:35:38 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Eat a snickers...)
To: Gamecock
Magnificent!
It's a shame we have to mark these as satire as truly good satire should not need to be pre-announced as such.
To: Gamecock
Now it’s really gotten bad.
Another group has come forward claiming there was another hunter on a grassy knoll nearby. Hope someone had a camera running.
To: McGruff
To: Gamecock
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:40:47 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: Gamecock
Cecil was a Homophobic Bullying Alpha Male with no respect for his baby mamas, no respect for his offspring that he refused to assist raising.
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posted on
08/03/2015 11:43:14 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
( “A liberal is someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do.“)
To: Gamecock
I posted this to my Facebook page. Looking forward to the reaction I will likely get. LOL!
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posted on
08/03/2015 12:07:39 PM PDT
by
cld51860
(Volo pro veritas)
To: showme_the_Glory
Stan Freberg did the voice of Cecil!
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posted on
08/03/2015 12:08:47 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: SamAdams76
Having to self identify does ruin the whole point of satire, doesn’t it?
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posted on
08/03/2015 12:10:11 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
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