ROFL!!!! Funniest thing I've read all day!
I blame Tom Servo.
Servo (maniacally): Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border With countries far superior to it?Spoken: Crow: Yikes!
Servo (continuing) Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards, Your country's just a giant piece of sh-
(Mike and Crow cut Servo off in mid-sentence, and Servo breaks down.)Spoken: Mike, Crow (ab-lib): Whoa! Okay! Whoa!
Tom (sobbing): Sorry! I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform!
Mike: That's ok. Calm down. Mustn't hate, mustn't hate...
Crow: At least so overtly.
Mike: Exactly. Must disguise our hate. We'll be right back. S'ok...
Tom (sobbing): Pardonnez-moi, pardonnez-moi...