Sven jumps into the water and gropes around on the bottom, until he grabs an arm. He hauls the body up, throws it into the boat, and starts applying mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
“Phew, that's some strong coffee Ollie had this morning.... Hey wait a minute, Ollie wasn't wearing a snowmobile suit. Who's this guy?”
Your joke made me throw up in my mouth a little. It wasn’t funny.
Seems to be a lot of body in car finding going on lately. Every couple months there’s another one. I’ve heard of that canal/river thing in Texas. That’s crazy stuff right there. I can see not having the $$$ to pull the cars out, but they can’t send divers down to take a peek, at least? I mean, in some cases, the bodies being found are solving missing person cases going back decades. Seems it would be worth it, to me, to have a shot at putting some cases to rest.
LOL!