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You didn't read the article. The douchebag neighbors want the dogs kept "inside the house until 9 a.m. because the retirees liked to sleep late and they have cameras pointed at the "seller's" house.

Who are they to dictate when people can let their dogs out? 9 is bull hockey. Use ear plugs. Even cities with lawn service rules allow them to crank up mowers, leaf blowers and chainsaws at 8. My dogs are begging to go out to do their business at the crack of dawn. Is the douchebag going to come clean my carpet when I can't let them outside? My dogs bark in the middle of the night if there's something out there. My neighbors' dogs bark. No one says a thing because the entire neighborhood's dogs bark at all hours and there's no better security system.

And let me tell you, their cameras wouldn't be pointed at my house for very long. They'd soon have a spot light or three pointed directly at their bedroom window. You can bet I'd be mowing every morning bright and early along their fence and having breakfast bbq with a big fan blowing smoke their direction. It might be time to learn furniture making and buy a few more electrical saws and tools that made noise. Hey, a new deck is in order and the house might need some carpentry repairs for the "sale". Carpenters start here between 7:30 and 8 and block neighbors' driveways. They also have noisy trucks with back up warnings that go "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Of course, being neighborly, I'd call the douchebag neighbors about 6:30 to give them a heads up on the construction. Hmm, I've always wanted to learn to play the drums or the trumpet... or both! Wonder what time the retirees take their afternoon naps?

And that's just a start. If they complain, the wife might start to question all the mail addressed to her husband on AIDS and mail order brides. Would $50 cover 3 minutes for a floozie to ring their bell and seductively (nothing illegal) ask for the hubby? Or better yet, an outrageously flaming guy in short shorts, heels and a pink feather boa. It won't be long until they'll be begging to get out of their rental lease.