Rather than the normal "spork weasel" setting, Ralph just has to turn the Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed knob to the next detent, "Moose Cheese Sister", and the ZOT 9000 operates in Climate Modification Mode.
Like you, I was unaware we had a climate system. If so, where is the control panel?
Rumor has it, it was located in the White House basement during the Bush-Cheney years, and it was used to steer Katrina toward New Orleans ten years ago...
Has it been decommissioned since the Current Occupant took office? Or has it just been relocated and recalibrated?
>>Rumor has it, it was located in the White House basement during the Bush-Cheney years, and it was used to steer Katrina toward New Orleans ten years ago...
Oh yeah. I forgot all about that. So is he suing because we can’t steer hurricanes to chocolate cities anymore? I’m confused. I think I need a Progressive to explain this.
Rather than the normal "spork weasel" setting, Ralph just has to turn the Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed knob to the next detent, "Moose Cheese Sister", and the ZOT 9000 operates in Climate Modification Mode.