To: heartwood
You know why women can’t sleep? Besides pregnancy, peeing, children and hormones? Because men snore.
It's been scientifically proven with tons of anecdotal evidence that men are kept awake by their wives' BRUTAL farts!!!
To: rickmichaels; heartwood
It's been scientifically proven with tons of anecdotal evidence that men are kept awake by their wives' BRUTAL farts!!! That's the truth...I was woken up by a particularly harsh SBD last night, and even the dog was whining about it.
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08/24/2015 9:36:15 AM PDT by
Ancesthntr
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