I’d much rather have a conversation with a turnip.
Joe Biden literary had brain surgery.
It did not help.....
Apparently it doesn’t take brains to be President ... Obama proves the point. Just say’n
He’s a Democrat so, when he loses, he is too smart to be President.
55 yes
44 turnip Iq
people are nuts.
Which reality TV show do you want to watch?
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I believe Biden is smarter than Obama
Like Viagra and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
I voted yes. Slow Joe needs all the support and encouragement he can get to make his decision.
Run Joe!
Take Hitlery out!
As another FReeper said, Dems would have to vote for Hitlery or Biden in the primaries and wouldn’t be able to vote for Bush.
Unfortunately, being dumb isn’t a disqualifier for the Presidency. Obama’s two terms and Kerry’s narrow loss in 2004 are evidence of that.
I like turnips, btw. Raw, sliced thin, and with a little salt and pepper. Yum!
“Isn’t it a b*tch? This vice president thing?” —Joe Biden, empathizing with a student at Harvard University who identified himself as the student body’s vice president, drawing laughs from the audience. Biden added: “That was a joke, that was a joke. Best decision I ever made. I’m joking. That was a joke.” (Oct. 2, 2014)
“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” —Joe Biden, Aug. 22, 2012
“Look at what they [Republicans] value, and look at their budget. And look what they’re proposing. [Romney] said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks write their own rules — unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains.” —Joe Biden, speaking to a largely African-American audience in Danville, Va., Aug. 14, 2012
“My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!” —Joe Biden, campaigning in Youngstown, Ohio, May 16, 2012
“I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast—and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!” —Joe Biden, teasing a crowd of Turkish-American and Azerbaijani-American Obama donors, April 27, 2012
“I promise you, the president has a big stick.
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I promise you.” —Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt’s famous quote, “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” (April 26, 2012)
“This is a big f**king deal!” —Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010
“His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.” —Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
“I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway.” —Joe Biden, providing handy tips to protect against the swine flu and freaking us out, “Today Show” interview, April 30, 2009
“An hour late, oh give me a f**king break.” –Joe Biden, caught on a live mic speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C., March 13, 2009 (Watch video clip)
“You know, I’m embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don’t. I’m actually embarrassed.” –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS’ “Early Show,” in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009
“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.” —Joe Biden, speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Va., for their annual retreat, Feb. 6, 2009
“Am I doing this again? For the senior staff? My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts’.” —Joe Biden, mocking Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts’ botched effort to swear in Barack Obama as Biden was set to swear in White House senior staff one day after the Inauguration snafu, Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2009
“Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart.” –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009 (Watch video clip)
“Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.” —Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008 (Source)
“When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.” –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn’t president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008 (Watch video clip)
“Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see ya.” –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008 (Watch video clip)
“Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.” —Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008 (Source)
“A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!” —Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008 (Watch video clip)
“A successful dump!” —Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007 (Source)
“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I’m not joking.” —Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006 (Watch video clip)
Yeah, he's a really smart guy. (54%)
No way. He has the IQ of a turnip. (45%)
I don't know. (1%)
“This insults turnips everywhere” However I do not like Biden or Turnips!!!
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I have toenails that are smarter than our VP.
54% smart. 45% turnip........ Good grief!
He’s very cunning. I think he’s very intelligent and dangerous. That “ol Joe” schtick is just that.
He may be a bit lazy and definitely narcissistic, but that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.
Oh come on! The dummies must be dumbin this one down, hard. 54% Yeah, he’s a pretty smart guy? LOLOL
Biden had intensive colostomyopic brain surgery in the past, which removed what was left of his “grayish-brown matter”, but he does narrowly edge Her Hillariosity in that department.