The whole purpose of soda is drinking sugary pleasure
The original "tonic" (We Bostonians KNOW what's what !) was COCA ... cola
A drug delivered in a sugary drink ... which soon evolved into just plain sugary water.
ANY fooling around with that is just an attempt to confuse and re-engineer social constructs.
How about ___________ tasting pop for men and ___________ tasting pop for women ?
Leave the sugar drinks alone or ban them altogether .... don't mess with another American icon.
A few: Salty Watermelon, Curry, Black Garlic.