[FreedomOfExpression]

I tried an online translator but it gave up so I still am clueless about this article.

Couldn't it translate from hipster to English?

[minnesota_bound]

Google Image search for “hipster” screenshot of what you see
https://s3.amazonaws.com/vice_asset_uploader/files/139835489521_AM.png

Map for hipster guide
http://media2.fdncms.com/gambit/imager/click-me-i-get-bigger/u/slideshow/1731650/1305153509-post_grad_hipster_guide_1.jpeg