I heard one bear went into a bar and demanded a beer, which the bartender refused. The bear then threatened to eat the broad setting at the end of the bar, but again the bartender refused.
Sure enough, the bear ate her, then again demanded a beer, at which the bartender again refused, then said to the bear he’d be too sleepy to drink it anyway.
The bear asked why.......... the bartender said; didn’t you know that was a bar-bitch-you-ate?
That was a grizzly tail, umgood.