RIP Mr. Milner, thanks for everything!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVhVjJGvluQ
You refer to this, of course -- Milner is the SP officer:
Shore Patrol Officer: A little while ago, six men from your ship broke into the home of the French Colonial Governor. They started throwing things through a plate glass living room window. We found some of the things on the lawn. Large world globe. Small love seat. A lot of books. A bust of Balzac. The French writer? We also found an Army private first class. He was unconscious at the time. He claims they threw him, too.Doug Roberts: Through the window?
Shore Patrol Officer: That's right. It seems he took them there for a little joke. He didn't tell 'em it was a governor's house. He told 'em is was, uh... well, what we call in Alabama...
Doug Roberts: Yeah, we call it the same thing in Nebraska.
Shore Patrol Officer: Well, that's about all, Lieutenant. If it makes you feel any better, Admiral Wentworth says this is the worst ship he's ever seen in his entire naval career.
Remember the SP officer's accent? It was deep South...squared.
In 2000, when the card reader at the gas pump wasn't working, I walked into the office of a gas station in Danville, VA and heard...Martin Milner. The attendant sounded exactly like the Shore Patrol officer.
You refer to this, of course -- Milner is the SP officer:
Shore Patrol Officer: A little while ago, six men from your ship broke into the home of the French Colonial Governor. They started throwing things through a plate glass living room window. We found some of the things on the lawn. Large world globe. Small love seat. A lot of books. A bust of Balzac. The French writer? We also found an Army private first class. He was unconscious at the time. He claims they threw him, too.Doug Roberts: Through the window?
Shore Patrol Officer: That's right. It seems he took them there for a little joke. He didn't tell 'em it was a governor's house. He told 'em is was, uh... well, what we call in Alabama...
Doug Roberts: Yeah, we call it the same thing in Nebraska.
Shore Patrol Officer: Well, that's about all, Lieutenant. If it makes you feel any better, Admiral Wentworth says this is the worst ship he's ever seen in his entire naval career.
Remember the SP officer's accent? It was deep South...squared.
In 2000, when the card reader at the gas pump wasn't working, I walked into the office of a gas station in Danville, VA and heard...Martin Milner. The attendant sounded exactly like the Shore Patrol officer.