How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
a little kid is trick or treating all by himself. He’s dressed as a pirate. He knocks on the door of an elderly woman. She opens the door and says
“Awww. A pirate! So cute, young man. But you are all by yourself. Where are your buccaneers?”
The kid replies, “Under my buccin’hat, lady. Now give me some candy!”