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[Satire / Hoax] How Can I Convince My 3-Year-Old They’re Transgender?
Every Woman Weekly ^ | September 9, 2015 | Jane Agni, writer from fake news/hoax site National Report.net

Posted on 09/20/2015 2:19:53 PM PDT by sparklite2

Dear Jane,

I’ve been in such a state of perpetual turmoil ever since giving birth. My child, pronoun “they”, is now 3-years-old. I have been mired in a heinous state of chronic depression because “they” do not want to play with girl’s toys. It destroys me that “they” might be another white CIS male, and another future agent of the patriarchy. That’s just not the type of lifestyle I can support or agree with. “Their” father has also been deeply despondent over our child’s reluctance to conform to our stance and ideals on gender. My husband identifies as gender neutral, and whenever “Xe” (my husbands current pronoun) witnesses our child playing with toy trucks and trains, it triggers “Xer” so hard that “Xe” crumbles into a quivering pile of inconsolable PTSD jitters.

My question is, how can I persuade my child to blossom into the fabulous transgender individual that I know in my heart “they” truly are? All I’ve ever wanted was a trans child, and the fact that “they” seem so drawn to boys toys and refuse to don the lovely dresses I so painstakingly choose for “them” just crushes my soul. What can I do to make “them” understand the harm that they inflict on our family through their identity as a CIS-gendered white male? Please Jane, help us, it’s tearing our family apart.

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Child abuse, ongoing and upfront.
1 posted on 09/20/2015 2:19:53 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: sparklite2

Please tell me this is satire.


2 posted on 09/20/2015 2:20:40 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sparklite2
Nah, heroic parents who should be invited to visit the White House. </sarc>
3 posted on 09/20/2015 2:21:17 PM PDT by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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To: sparklite2

Lunatics-— thy name is lieberals.


4 posted on 09/20/2015 2:21:28 PM PDT by tflabo (Psalm 1)
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To: sparklite2
This has to be satire. It has to be.
5 posted on 09/20/2015 2:21:34 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (A businessman gets things done with own money. A politician takes money and gets nothing done.)
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To: sparklite2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXOwNOf2QXY

They’re coming to take me away...


6 posted on 09/20/2015 2:23:26 PM PDT by tflabo (Psalm 1)
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To: dfwgator

It is. Badly written satire, but satire indeed.


7 posted on 09/20/2015 2:24:06 PM PDT by Conscience of a Conservative
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To: sparklite2

Dear Parents: Go to your Safe Space before my Trigger Alert and hug your Teddy Bear.


8 posted on 09/20/2015 2:24:44 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: I'd like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
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To: dfwgator

If this is real it should be the end of satire.

If it’s satire, hats off to the satirist.


9 posted on 09/20/2015 2:24:45 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: sparklite2

If CPS had any value other than riding herd on deadbeat dads, they would snatch this child out of this unsupportive, unhealthy environment. I thing “They” or HE, the little BOY would like that very much. Unbelieveable! Baffled and flummoxed that the MALE child is not buying into their makebelieve invisible world.


10 posted on 09/20/2015 2:27:50 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Conscience of a Conservative

I can’t find any proof that it is satire.
What do you base your contention on?


11 posted on 09/20/2015 2:28:22 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Voting is acting white.)
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To: dfwgator
There is no evidence that its satire.

Although it HAS to be.

12 posted on 09/20/2015 2:28:42 PM PDT by skeeter
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the fabulous transgender individual

I sense that this HAS to be written by a satirist or a flaming drag queen


13 posted on 09/20/2015 2:28:51 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: sparklite2

Someone needs an intervention.


14 posted on 09/20/2015 2:29:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: sparklite2

So now I hear that this is unlabled satire. (SLow Clap & Eye Roll).


15 posted on 09/20/2015 2:29:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: sparklite2

Even if this is satire, I can’t laugh at it. It is too close to what our world has become. It’s difficult to read this and not begin to cry.


16 posted on 09/20/2015 2:31:51 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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Amazing, isn’t it?

I remember in my teens traveling downtown to the more seedy parts of Seattle and wandering amongst the juicers and junkies. It was quite an eye-opener. There were all sorts of lowlifes scurrying about, but none that compare to what the left has set loose upon America.

I don’t recognize my country anymore.


17 posted on 09/20/2015 2:33:45 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: sparklite2

I do not know, but I suspect, that soon this author will run a letter about “How Can I Convince My 3-Year-Old They’re NOT Transgender?”

Then she will say that anyone who condemned the parent in the first letter but doesn’t condemn the parent in the second letter must be a horrible hypocrite.

That’s my two cents, anyway.


18 posted on 09/20/2015 2:34:02 PM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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To: sparklite2

What does it say about society if we can’t be certain it’s satire?


19 posted on 09/20/2015 2:34:55 PM PDT by JJ_Folderol (Just my opinion and only worth what you paid for it.)
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To: sparklite2

30 seconds on tumblr would indicate this is true and not satirical.


20 posted on 09/20/2015 2:35:43 PM PDT by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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