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To: Auntie Mame

I saw that one on a TV show, the first line was the “if you had everything” line. Wright is great.

What is the speed of dark?

Here is a page with a bunch of Steven wright quotes. I dare you to finish it without laughing till your face hurts.

180 posted on 09/21/2015 9:11:16 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (I'm with the bomb squad. If you see me running, CATCH UP!)

To: Paleo Pete

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Stephen Wright

198 posted on 09/21/2015 10:00:17 PM PDT by MarvinStinson

To: Paleo Pete

Oh my, that Steven Wright is something else. I’m only on page 2 of the quotes and there are so many great ones.

“When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?” — Steven Wright

245 posted on 09/22/2015 4:56:53 AM PDT by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)

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