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Gadazooks, I had the damnest nightmare that WEEK 3...

was the start of the Brandon Weedon era of the Dallas Cowboys!

Thanksfully, these medicinal e-cigarettes... take the edge off--

Thursday Night finds Cousin Kirk's surging Deadskins at Eli and Uncle Tom's Cabin and as much as I hate it, I'm picked them to win--

"Unlce Tom! Uncle Tom! I see-- I see Dead... skins!

Regular Sunday action finds 2-0 TCU North visiting 0-2 Crab City and while Black Lives Matter, Black Byrds Lives don't as the Bengals feast on feathers--

In another Haves vs Have Nots meeting, 2-0 Cam-Kitties take on the 0-2 Ain'ts and the losing ain't over for the Bayou Boys--

Seven, if Johnny Boys starts, I'm pickin' them-- If not, your Waiders win--

Allegra's Texicans have the On & Off Pie-Rates visit and this week, it is off for Tamp Bay--

Cannot see the Bolts beating the Viqueens at home--

I hate to pick big's Pattycheaters but they will beat the Jagoffs--

How I would love for them Godless Iggles to be 0 and 3 but they will win at the Jersey Jets--

Big Ben and his Stoolers leave specimens all over the Ewes--

The Colts are on the comeback trail, Allegra's Old Earlers are not--

Arid-Zons rolls on over the 69ers--

The Second Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL steps in Buffalo Doo up to his neck--

Gadzooks, those Seahags get all the luck! They play Impy's Bears--

Sunday night Manning Heavy limps through another win over Clet's Loinchops--

Monday Night Feetball finds my Old Dallas Texans and big's Packerwackers restaging Super Bowl One and sad to say, with the same results--

Okay, while you would think... any sane person would say that the 2 - 0 Falcons would bulldoze a Romoless Cowboys team--

Well, I'm a friggin' robot... and crazy as a can be!

Yeah, we... had him tested--

So, I am going to take one for the team and pick a win for those Wicked Weeden... Whippersnappers!

BTW big is in rehab this week, so here... are his picks.

Okay, y'all all get your picks in... while big and I have a cold one or two--

After last week's debacle I'm a little gun-shy but will endeavor to persevere!

WEEK 3

Sept. 24

Washington Redskins at New York Giants 8:25 Giants have suffered two tough losses in games they could have easily won. This week they'll get their first W. G-Men!

Sept. 27

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens 1 An absolute must-win for the Ravens. Damn the predictions. The Ravens win!

New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers 1 Did the Saints really lose to the Bucs last week? Things aren't going to be any better this Sunday. Panthers.

Oakland Raiders at Cleveland Browns 1 How to decide this one? Don't like the Raiders traveling cross-country and playing in Cleveland at ten o'clock in the morning PST. Browns.

Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys 1 No Romo, no Bryant, no W for the 'Boys as the surprising Falcons continue their good start. Falcons.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Houston Texans 1 Texans D feasts on the rookie Winston and the Texans get their first W. Texans!

San Diego Chargers at Minnesota Vikings 1How many times have the Chargers disappointed me? More than my ex-wife! But just as I did with her, I give them another chance. Chargers.

Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots 1This week's mortal lock (last week's mortal lock was the Lambs over the Deadskins and you know how that turned out!). PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS!!!!

Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets 1 Surprised by the Jets? I sure as hell am! Also surprised that the Iggles are 0 - 2. They will not fall to 0 - 3 however. Iggles.

Pittsburgh Steelers at St. Louis Rams 1Lambs beat the Seahawks and lose to the Redskins. Steelers? Not sure what to make of them yet. But they win this week. Steelers.

Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans 1Could the Colts have gotten really that bad over one off-season? They gotta win a game sometime and that sometime is this Sunday. Colts.

San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals 4:05 with Carson Palmer the Cards are a Super Bowl contender. Cards.

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins 4:25 Bills rebound from last week's loss to the Pats. Bills.

Chicago Bears at Seattle Seahawks 4:25 Seattle posts a win and the Bears continue to be the league's doormat (sorry Chicago fans). Seahawks.

Denver Broncos at Detroit Lions 8:30I don't think the Broncos are that good and have won two games largely via smoke and mirrors. That will continue against the Lions though, as Detroit just ain't very good (despite having the best WR in football). Broncos.

Sept. 28

Kansas City Chiefs at Green Bay Packers 8:30 KC is a good 1 - 1 team, but going to Lambeau on a Monday night and playing in front of the Packer faithful when the Packers are on an early season roll? That's a tall order, too tall for the Chiefs. Packers.