The Paul Browns tie the equally bad Oakland team. The Mighty Pittsburgh Steelers embarrass the embraceable Ewes. The Colts look unimaginably bad as they lose again. It’s week 3 and the Dirty Birds are due for a loss. Carolina on my mind versus the Aints? Zzzzzzzzzzz. Packers scalp the “does all this red make me look like a high school football team” Chefs. Furry Niners murdered by my Cards. ( hehehe ) Seattle? - they SUCK but win by a single point. Deadskeens actually win against the hapless as hell Midgets. Tampon Bay and Huus tin? Zzzzzzzz. Superchargers crush The Somali’s. Not Yets ground Sea Gulls. Bills bounce back and slay the Fish.
Giants get win #1, don’t buy the Redskins hype
J. Football at home over the Raiders
With some trepidation I choose the Romoless Cowboys to beat Atlanta
Colts get off the schneid, beat the Itty Bitties
Stoolers over the Ewes
Bolts zap the Vikes
Pats over the jags
Call me crazy, Jets D send the Eagles to 0-3
Fig Newton’s over the Ain’ts
Cincy with the road win at Baltimore
Houston over Lovie’s barbary coast bastards
Olde Chi Cardinals over the 69ers
Buffalo dines on tuna
Seahawks take out their frustrations on my Bears, this is gonna be ugly
No high voice or skinny legs, Big Manning takes care of the kitties
And the Packers pack the Chiefs. Coach Andy is gonna need his bourbon donuts again.
NYG
CLE
DAL
IND
PIT
SD
NE
NYJ
CAR
CIN
HOU
AZ
BUF
SEA
DEN
GB