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1 posted on 09/26/2015 8:43:45 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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That’s not a lake.


2 posted on 09/26/2015 8:46:23 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle (The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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A professional stone skipper ...

Is that really a thing?
3 posted on 09/26/2015 8:47:26 AM PDT by jjsheridan5 (... but they have to go)
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White sport - like hockey.


5 posted on 09/26/2015 8:49:13 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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Interesting profession. I wonder how much he makes in a year.


7 posted on 09/26/2015 8:49:27 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Do professional stone skippers make more money than professional badminton players?


8 posted on 09/26/2015 8:51:06 AM PDT by fso301
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He’s no spring chicken, either. He looks like an old hippie.


11 posted on 09/26/2015 8:52:57 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Where does one go to school to become a Professional Stone Skipper?

What are the criteria for being designated/certified a Professional Stone Skipper?

What is the career path for a Professional Stone Skipper?


16 posted on 09/26/2015 8:59:07 AM PDT by Arm_Bears (Biology is biology. Everything else is imagination.)
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Ten bucks says this clown’s on SSDI thanks to a crippling back disorder and a lifelong “anxiety disorder”.


22 posted on 09/26/2015 9:06:25 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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instead of 15 minutes, his fame is a 6 second animated GIF


23 posted on 09/26/2015 9:06:56 AM PDT by bigbob
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We probably need to import workers for this field — we need people who will skip the stones Americans won’t skip.


26 posted on 09/26/2015 9:12:22 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I've switched. Trump is my #1. He understands how to get things done. Cruz can be VP.)
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To: JoeProBono

frozen lake


28 posted on 09/26/2015 9:14:38 AM PDT by maddogtiger
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I gave that up around 9 or 10, who knew!

Should have stuck with it and turned pro :^)

32 posted on 09/26/2015 9:19:19 AM PDT by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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Why didn’t I know about professions like stone skipping when I had to choose my college major?


33 posted on 09/26/2015 9:21:47 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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Good thing he’s not a professional stone skipper in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts. They’d probably make him get a license.

They tried it with interior decorators..... had to protect the public from bad taste.


36 posted on 09/26/2015 9:24:27 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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Bookmark


44 posted on 09/26/2015 10:28:38 AM PDT by aquila48
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He was voted “best at skipping classes” at Flat Rock Community High School.


48 posted on 09/26/2015 10:46:28 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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i’m an expert rock skipper

i think my record is 34 but 30’s are not a problem


63 posted on 09/26/2015 4:20:30 PM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trump)
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