[ConfusedAndLovingIt]

Please tell me they come to him. I hope no one is expecting me to believe that, with no food, no water, no map, no oxygen, and whatever clothing he can scavenge, he walks all that way and finds them just in time to hitch a ride home.

SPOILER ALERT

What saves him is a super-abundance of phlogiston in the atmosphere which, in a moment of extreme crisis, activates his latent telekinetic powers enabling him to apparate directly to the rescue site. That and some cute, furry aliens.

[IronJack]

I KNEW the phlogiston theory would be proven right some day. Take note, all you Round Earthers!