Interesting observation I’m made about Northern European women.
At 17 they almost all look like Barbie’s.
At 40 and over they almost all look like some form of Butch Brunhilda or Helga.
Southern European Women age much finer—like wine.
Ole and Sven, the old retired Norwegian boys, lived at the Old Retired Norwegian Home.
One afternoon they were sitting on the front porch looking at the sunset and talking about this and that. Lena, who lived there too, was standing around the corner and heard the boys talking. Being a mischievous lady, Lena decided to play a trick on the boys.
Taking off all her clothes, she ran around the corner and raced past Ole and Sven as fast as she could run.
Ole and Sven watch in astonishment as Lena runs past. Finally, Ole asks, “Vasn’t dat Lena?”
Sven replies, “Yah, ay... ay tank so...”
Ole says, “But, vat vas she vearing?”
Sven shakes his head and says, “Yah, ay don’t know, but vatever it vas, it sure needed ironing!”
The same applies to polish and puerto rican women, as well.