Yeah, there is one part of the story I could see obama doing, but first someone would have to teach him how to hold a baseball bat.
I remember a story two cops told about arresting a thug who had attacked a little old lady and grabbed her purse. The cops had him in the back seat of the car and they asked him “Do you know who that woman was? That’s Vinnie the Chin’s mother.” (I think it was Vinnie the Chin’s mother. It was one of Godfather’s moms.)
They said the “color” drained out of the guy’s face and he pleaded “Please, don’t let me go.”