[TexasFreeper2009]

oh! forgot ability to read music and play multiple instruments adequately.

[envisio]

Yeah, but can the kids build a ramp out of bricks and plywood and jump over two of their buddies on a bicycle with a 10-22 harnessed to his back and a string of fish dangling from the handlebars while other buddies throw mudballs at him?

I think not.

Good luck bagging a squirrel with that clarinet, nerds!