[Red Badger]

Damn gophers....................

[rktman]

Nah. Remeber algoron spoke about how the erf has a fever and temps in the million degree range at it’s core? Simple physics——expansion. And here I thought the Grand Canyon was a giant crack in the erf.

[deweyfrank]

Damn gophers....................
"I want you to kill all the golfers"

[dfwgator]

Damn gophers....................

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

[Sequoyah101]

Graboids