Three men are at an Irish bar in Sydney.
The first says to the second man ‘’so where might you be from then?’’. The second man says ‘’I’m from Ireland myself’’. The first says ‘’I’m Irish too, where ‘bouts may you be from?’’
‘’Cork City is my home quoth the second’’
‘’Well so am I’’ says the first ‘’and where did you go to school?’’
‘’St. Mary’s’’
‘’What a coincidence, what year did you finish?’’
‘’98’’ replies the second man.
‘’That’s my year. We must have been in the same class!’
The third man at the bar turns to the barman and says ‘’have you ever seen anything like this before?’’
The barman says ‘’oh, dont take any notice of the O’Brien twins, they’re drunk again’’
Two black strangers at a bar.
“Well, guess I be heading home.”
“Where do you live.”
“East Harlem.”
“Really? Me, too. Whereabouts?”
“90th street.”
“Me, too. What number?”
“3878.”
“Wow. Me, too. What’s you’re wife’s name?”
“Sapphire.”
“Mine, too. We must be husbands-in-law!”