[Little Bill]

I am Old and frequent places that distribute booze on occasion. I was once asked by a woman to look at her face rather than her well displayed Bosoms. I replied that if you want your face to be looked at don't display what men want to look at.

After this happened on several occasions, remember I am old, I generally ask the offended displayer of well formed flesh, what would you do if this civilization collapsed and we returned to the traditions of the past?

I had my DNA done and I was gifted the Viking Gene, I1A, I M253, I ponder what my ancestors would have done in similar situations when we entered, uninvited, into England in 1066.

I suspect she would be walking bow legged for a few days.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I was once asked by a woman to look at her face rather than her well displayed Bosoms.

I always love the snarky retort they'll hit you with sometimes;

"What the hell are you looking at?"

I respond, "Madam/Miss, I am looking at exactly what it is you want ALL the guys to be looking at. Otherwise you wouldn't be putting it on display."