Dar lady, I am the hero of the people. The Bringer of light to the darkness. I ended the reign of the World Eater, adopted to war orphans and brought boobs to the boobless. Where once there was only sadness, I brought hope. Strong properly attired Nord Valkyries (and really, are there any other kind?) carry my burdens. And my burdens are many.
Even in your world ;)
Okay, brought boobs to the boobless...diet Mt. Dew almost came out my nose, LOL.
“Brought boobs to the boobless”
So YOU are the one who picks the debate moderators!